I have a nagging suspicion that someone I know is reading this, in which case... STOP IT. Kthnx.
I had two slices of bread with my sandwich today and I feel bloated. I'm also seriously concerned about the poo I'll have to take later.
I re-bandaged my finger and it's not as bad as I thought! I let it air dry for a few hours before I attacked it with peroxide, I even was able to cut off some of the loose skin. Progress.
Subconsciously over the last few months I've been making strategic choices with my foods. Things like... beans OR meat, cheese OR dressing, cheese OR avocado, etc. Basically, the only things I'm allowed to "double up" on in any one meal are fruits and vegetables. It's becoming more and more of a problem with my growing love/need for avocados.
Because of my upbringing, I have really positive associations with avocados. I always considered them to be guilt-free health foods because they're fruit with the healthy kinds of fats. Imagine my surprise when I found that the average avocado has a whopping 500 calories. FIVE HUNDRED.
True story: I have eaten multiple avocados in a single sitting. BAD NEWS BEARS.
Everything about this news breaks my heart because avocados used to be immune thanks to their fruit classification, but now they're hanging in the fats/protein department because I couldn't possibly justify having cheese and/or meat on the same plate.
Avocado needs to be on everything. EVERYTHING. Including boyfriend. Mmm... imagine getting to lick that off a man's body.
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