dans mon jardin secret.

I didn't jump on the Celine Dion train until the late 90s (shame... I know, but I was like 8 so you can't really hold that against me) which has left me in the very shitty position of only having had new Celine music sporadically. The first Celine album that I actively waited for was All The Way which was released on November 1999. NINETEEN NINETY-NINE.

WHOOOOA mother effer I'm old.

I can count on my hand how many Celine releases I've gotten to experience thanks largely in part to her very selfish decision to be a normal person and have a family and all that bullshit. Blah blah blah, your kids are cute, I saw them on Oprah, BUT PUT OUT SOME NEW MUSIC ALREADY.

The last Celine release I got to celebrate: Taking Chances in November 2007. I am so seriously bitter over this. [PS - I don't count live albums as new releases because it's just recycled material anyhow. Lazy.] Let's count the ways my life has sucked since then.

But really though...

I'M SO MOTHER EFFING EXCITED!!!!!!!!

I should probably go to the bathroom because I'm pretty sure I just shat my pants.

During April and May, Celine began recording songs for her next English and French CDs which will be released later this year. The French CD will feature all new material and the English CD will feature studio versions of previously unreleased songs from her Las Vegas show, as well as several brand new songs. "We do a lot of songs in the show that I've never recorded before, and people are always asking for these when they visit our Boutique, so it's great that we'll finally have these recorded.” Celine added, "I've also received some amazing new songs that I'm very excited about", and eventually we hope to put one or two of these into the show." We can’t wait! Until then, you can see Celine perform in Las Vegas this summer.

Also, also!!!! New song was released today. You can bet your sweet ass that "Parler à mon père" will be on repeat for my 6km run later tonight.

I'm so happy I'm almost crying. Almost. Not really though, 'cause that's lame.