down with a smile.

It's embarrassing how much I like this woman. It's even more embarrassing how much of my life has been devoted to her in one way or another. Buttt -- it serves a purpose, I swear. I chose this video for one reason in particular: LEGS. Bitch has a nice pair.

All the millions of reasons to hate on her, and this is the one I take issue with the most. HATE HATE HATE. My hatred is spilling over today. I need to punch something.

Between all the Netflix, the tests and the quizzes, the stress from work, and the hormones raging through my body, I lost my shit. I let my eating habits go to shit, exercise went out the window, and I gained two pounds.

I GAINED TWO POUNDS. I'm going to skip the numbers because I'm big on self-esteem. But the point remains, I got lazy and it shows.

Back to Celine. FOCUS PEOPLE, FOCUS. She makes me want to run. Don't ask me why, but you could play ANY song of hers and my first impulse is to throw on the nearest pair of Vibrams and head out the door. Even more importantly, she's a very effective appetite suppressant. I thought about what creamy, cheesy, salty goodness I'd order for a late night at work tonight and instead I went for all-you-can-drink green tea [For health reasons, I feel obligated to note the VERY large lunch I had today that contributed heavily to the fact that I'm not actually hungry]. But really, Celine's a great motivator.

So tomorrow, demain, mañana, I'm reacquainting myself with running tights and lettuce. And the next time I think a cookie is trying to seduce me, I'm going to punch it in the face.