Monday, May 7, 2012

so i guess the fortune teller's right.

I'm almost certain my scale is broken. For the last week, my weight has been at 239.5 or 244.5. I'm 100% certain I didn't gain 5 pounds between Friday morning and Saturday afternoon. Also, I've pissed out my body weight over the last few hours and it hasn't budged even half a pound.

Dear scale, are you aware of how much water weighs? Cuz I've pissed out half a gallon today... sooo, you owe me four pounds.

I may have gone a little crazy with the Cinco de Mayo festivities (I can't help it, I'M TEXICAN) but in all fairness I ran like 5 miles at the gym on Saturday. My HRM said I burned 900 calories.

Long story short, I need a new scale.

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